...a story rooted in timeless truth, while maintaining a conveniently flexible relationship with objective fact.
A Russian Dwarf hamster so old he’s forgotten to die.
A Holland Lop rabbit whose crusty exterior hides a warm heart.
A Labradoodle whose body moves long before his brain gets the message.
The antisocial house cat next door.
And a wisecracking wild squirrel with more schemes than a bestselling mystery author.
They don’t speak the same language.
They don’t share the same logic.
They barely understand each other at all.
It’s a microcosm of fur and communication failures — and when somebody shakes the jar, Fuzzy Logic reigns supreme.
In this short excerpt, Earnest meets with an unexpected twist of fate.
The creature sighed and took a deep breath. “Me lag-a... lag... morpa –” she began sputtering like a car engine that won't start, “lagmora... no, um, lagalaga... gammalorp... no... lammagorm... no, that not it...”
Earnest was looking really alarmed now, ready to run into his hidey-hole and take deep breaths. “You ok? Medical emergency?” he asked.
“Ugh, no, me fine,” squeaked the creature. “Just so hard to say the word. Lag-o-morph. That's it. Lagomorph.” She said it slowly but with decision this time. She was sure she had it right.
“Lago-what?!” chittered Earnest. “Never heard of that.”
“In common language, it is 'rabbit,'” replied the creature. “Or 'hare,'” she added with a slight sneer and a twitch of her whiskers.
“Rabbit? Rabbit. Okay. But rabbit not a kind of rodent?” Earnest was starting to calm down now. “Lagomorph” was a pretty terrifying word. It sounded like a mysterious type of spell for transforming household cleaning tools into sentient creatures. “Rabbit”, however, sounded normal enough, and Earnest felt a bit more settled when this rabbit-creature stopped twitching and stuttering and mispronoucing things.
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